ugh.

top 5 pet peeves of today-

1. mindless conversations
the woman who sits next to me came over today and was telling me about her loud neighbor. she responded to my awkward “i’m now pausing because i have nothing else to say, please go back to your desk” move with, “the trees are budding….” :::awkward silence:::: “i took my cat to the vet yesterday ::::awkward silence:::

2. the woman i constantly run into in the bathroom
she washes her face to avoid any communication.

3. my intern
he’s my intern by day, dj by night. he’s fallen off the face of the earth and stopped returning my calls. my guess is too many jager bombs.

4. nick-nacks
i keep getting stuffed objects given to me as gifts. they’re not cute little pbs trinkits, they’re more along the lines of “i found this in the sale bin at walgreens.” its quite embarrassing to have people come check out my double wide cubical and see not only my leopard print lamp shade but a wide array of trashed up objects. i’d hate to hurt anyone’s feelings but this is becoming absurd- flea market absurd.

5. whomever has been stealing my time out magazine and returning it a week later.