i’m starting to become so mischievous i can’t even take it. the scary part is i haven’t been this happy at work in a long, long time. i can’t tell if it’s because i’m not doing anything or if i’m numb to the fact that i spend all my time finding new and innovative ways to entertain myself.
the fact that i don’t have internet at my house probably plays a big role in this equation. the time i used to spend milling around mindless websites when i should have been sleeping has now turned into a work exercise. thank you perez hilton for posting a soundstage clip. now looking at your website is 100% acceptable, i think it’s safe to say it’s encouraged.
the past month of my life has consisted primarily of the following things:
i make lists of important tasks and once in a while i “crunch numbers.”
i only eat lunch at my desk.
i’ve cut off 90% of all communication i ever had with people in the building.
i show up at 10:00am sharp.
i leave at 5:00pm. sharp.
i stopped answering my phone unless its chim chim or volpe. this becomes awkward when people walk up to my desk and realize i’ve been screening their calls.
my boss asked me if i was a terrorist. i said yes.
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