Tuesday, September 9, 2008

jokes?

ive spent the last hour listening to bomis tell jokes to his girlfriend on the phone. i can’t tell which is worse, the actual content of the jokes or her laughing hysterically on the other end.

“how do you make gold soup?”
{uncontrollable laughter}
“ADD 14 CARROTS!”

“how do you fix a broken pizza?”
{ rolling on the ground laughing}
“USE TOMATO PASTE!”

“what do you call an elephant with bananas in it’s ears?”
{BHHHAHL!!!!!!!”}
“AN ELEPHANT! WITH BANANAS! IN HIS EARS!!!”

ummmm in completely unrelated news, i have a secret…

2 comments:

B-Sides said...

that is the funniest thing i ever heard.

where oh where did he find that girl?

i guess there's hope for us all.

chauncey said...

knock knock