negotiations.

you know you’ve hit an all-time high when the highlight of your day is watching the pregnant woman who sits next to you rip off the scrabble piece from her $5 footlong while you cross your fingers in anticipation of the letter ‘R”. i think i knew i was done for when she went on vacation and i couldn’t resist walking to subway myself, knowing i couldn’t go a day without feeling that rush. im planning on hitting the jackpot and using subway scrabble pieces to fund the rest of my life.

when said fortune is received i’ll buy said pregnant woman a crib, quit my job, and start negotiating with chad evans re: our production company. once in place we’ll get the ball rolling on our first major motion picture, “dreamers.” this will make us millions. i’d go into details but the sheer brilliance of the project can’t be shared at this early of a date. copyrights are in the works.

other plans include buying a dog and going to rainbo club every night of the week. this, my friends, is perfection.